The Office

1.
Listening to the nonsense talk about someone's life is a pathetic way
of entertainment. It doesn't contribute to the good of society. I hate
character assassinators! - reklamo ni inday nung matsismis sya ng
kapitbahay!

2.
500 globe plan subscription
1800 glutathione tablet
600 olay total effects
1500 crocs flip flops
2000 for mama
- binabudget ni Inday ang sweldo niya

3.
Amo 1: Inday, ano gamit mo sa katawan mo, ang kinis mo kasi eh?
Amo 2: Siguro gumagamit ka nang Papaya.
Amo 1: Baka naman kalamansi?
Inday (Babanat na naman): No!
"Only Belo touches my skin, who touches yours?"

4.
Nurture others with positive, truthful words, not words that hurt. It
doesn't cost anything to do so. But mean what you say, and say what
you mean. Do it everyday. This is one of the most obvious qualities of
the most beloved people. If you cannot be generous financially, at
least be generous with your words. - yan ang sabi ni inday ng di siya
pinautang at pinagmumura pa ng amo niya.

5.
I understand that sexual urge is most of the time uncontrollable since
a lot of factors contribute for it to be triggered. This is also the
reason some men are found to be polygamous and engage themselves in
sexual acts even with someone who's a total stranger to them - sabi ni
Inday matapos siyang gapangin ni Kuya!

6.
Inday: I pity you for you have degraded your very own pride and
dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for wealth, and
I hope that one day you'll realize that you should not use humans as
means of your ends. As what the great philosopher Kant uttered, "treat
a man as an end in itself."
Holdaper: Shut up! Coz if you don't the bullet in this gun will rest
upon your empty head!

I was shot by a 9mm bullet in the head damaging my entire skull so
that I will die and stop speaking english preventing people from
nose-bleedin' - In loving memory of Inday

I thought I was dead. I must have been in a near-death experience. I
believed I survived to tell the world that we are not just a bunch of
household slaves, but persons of dignity and character - si Inday,
matapos makarecover sa coma

7.
Biodata ni Inday:
Name: Inocencia Binayubay
Age: 18
Parents: Aling Seling and Mang Andoy
Siblings: Iying 13, Itoy 8, Iking 5
Educ: College - La Salle Zobel 2nd yr
Educ: HS - P. Gomez High School (Valedictorian, Best in English)
Educ: Elem - Sta. Monica Elem. School (Valedictorian, Best in Dancing)
Work Experience: 3 yrs, Household Service Manager - Mr. and Mrs.
Montemayor

8.
The oil normalizing series specifically designed for my oily skin not
only works physically on the skin surface, but penetrates deep into
the skin layers to normalize oil secretion for a healthy and
long-lasting oil free skin. - paliwanag ni Inday habang nasa harap ng
salamin, nagpapahid ng Chin Chun Su.

9.
With the upcoming holiday, I forecast travel plans to my hometown so
that I may visit my family. In line with this, may I request that my
financial budget be reviewed so that I may take a portion in advance?
Justification as follows: for the dual purpose of
(a) finalizing my flight booking
(b) bringing tokens of appreciation to my parent, siblings, and
cousins up to the third level of consanguinity. - si Inday
bumabale para makapag bakasyon sa pamilya.

10.
1. Fendi Handbag
2. Ba,enciaga sandals
3. Manolo Blanihk high heels
4. CHANNEL furr coat
5. Ipod Video 80 gig
6. Motorola Razor Dolce and Gabbana edition
7. Sony Bravia Flat Screen Plasma TV
8. Aquamarine Diamond Wristwatch
9. Louis Vuitton Travelling Bag
10. Obagi System Skin Care Line
11. Shiseido Cosmetics
12. One week vacation spree at the Bahamas
- wish list ni Inday for Christmas. Nakadikit sa refrigerator ng amo nya!